My car
A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...