I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...