Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
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Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...