How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...