What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.