A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...