Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Amazing Anagrams
|Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...