You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...
Worm your way out of that one!
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A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...