Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...