Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...