Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!