Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?