Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...