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What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
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What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.