List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
A Miracle
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...