The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...