What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around