What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...