Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...