What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
The Job Interview…
Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...