Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...