Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
PUPPY LOVE
PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!