Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...