Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...