Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Accidents
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I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still,...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...