Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...