Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...