A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Male-Bashing at it’s best!
Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don’t imagine you can change a man –...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...