Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...