Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...