Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...