Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...