Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed