What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...