Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...