Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out