Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...