THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...