Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\’re bored
Office work dull?…None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?…Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...