Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...