Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...