Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...