Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
A Networkologist\\\’s Christmas
A Networkologist’s Christmas”‘Tis the night before Christmas,” I thought with a frown. I was...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...