Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
New Language Courses Ameirca
NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak — Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak — LeprechaunicsNative-American...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...