Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...