Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...