The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...