Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...