I want to take money with me
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Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
You are in trouble
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Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...