If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....