The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...