Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...