People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...